Listening to: “Death Car” – Wheat
Item 1: In which I am (sloshedly) walking my dog circa 2:30am, and I overhear band of (fucking wasted) BU kids behind me:
Chick: Is that a raccoon?
Dude: What, that dog?
Chick: No the… isn’t that a raccoon?
Dude: No, that’s a dog.
Chick: Oh. [beat] It looks like a raccoon.*
Item 2: In which my dog takes an inordinately long time to scope out a shittin’ spot, and I watch no less than three cockroaches rush between my feet in the direction of my apartment building.
Item 3: In which I light up a cigarette and think on the bright side–more material for my hypothetical comic strip about Allston.
Item 4: In which sleep eludes me, as always. Happy June!
* Tucker does not look remotely like a raccoon.