…to describe what I think of the NeoCons.

John McCain’s latest (clairvoyant!) pronouncement:

“By January 2013, America has welcomed home most of the servicemen and women who have sacrificed terribly so that America might be secure in her freedom,’’ Mr. McCain said at the Columbus Convention Center. “The Iraq War has been won. Iraq is a functioning democracy, although still suffering from the lingering effects of decades of tyranny and centuries of sectarian tension. Violence still occurs, but it is spasmodic and much reduced.’’ The United States, Mr. McCain added, “maintains a military presence there, but a much smaller one, and it does not play a direct combat role.’’

Wow, that’s great, John. And by 2013, I shall have a pony-monkey-Care Bear hybrid who plays the piccolo, shits marijuana, and cleans my apartment for me.

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